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She begged him to keep her child’s true parentage a secret before succumbing to the complications of the c-section that had brought her boy into the world – either that, or the kid had eaten his way out of her, like the Twilight baby. Luckily for the baby, Lyanna was found by her brother, Ned. But that’s not all! Rhaegar and Lyanna hadn’t bothered to use protection, and a few months later she gave birth to their son in their secret, inconspicuous hiding place: the Tower of Joy, which wasn’t inconspicuous at all. After hiding out with Lyanna for a few months, Rhaegar emerged to fight his romantic rival and was promptly killed. On account of this, and because Rhaegar’s father was certifiably insane, Robert waged war on the crown with his pals, Jon Arryn and Ned Stark. When word got out, Lyanna’s fiance, Robert Baratheon, took offense at being cockblocked. You had seven kingdoms to think about.īasically, ole’ Rhaegar had a pretty big thing for Lyanna, and hurried her down south so they could shack up together in the sunny kingdom of Dorne.

Who could have guessed that Prince Rhaegar Targaryen’s decision to run away with (or kidnap, depending on who you ask) the beautiful Lyanna Stark would start a war to end all wars? Well, Rhaegar, actually. Simultaneously knows nothing and holds the future of the world in his hands.Frequent subject of long tracking shots.Prettier than both of Tormund’s daughters.Successfully negotiated peace treaty with wildlings.Named Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch by his peers.Lead the Battle of the Wall against the wildlings.Avenged the murder of Jeor Mormont at Craster’s Keep.Climbed the Wall without the appropriate safety gear.Successfully had sex with a human female.Successfully infiltrated a wildling camp.Preferred Weapon: Valyrian-steel bastard sword, Longclaw

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Personal kill list: Unnamed wight, Qhorin Halfhand, Gareth from The Office, Torchwouldn’t of Gin Alley, the Magnar of the Thenns, Mance Rayder, Janos Slynt, Scary White Walker, Alliser Thorne, Othell Yarwyck, Bowen Marsh and that little shit Olly, plus many others in battle Character Stats Pets: Ghost, albino direwolf Known AssociatesĬurrent Allies: Arya Stark, Sansa Stark, Brandon Stark, Davos Seaworth, Tormund Giantsbane, Samwell Tarly, Dolorous Edd Tollett, Lyanna Mormont, Tyrion Lannister, mirrors everywhereĬurrent Enemies: The Night King, probably Cersei, quite likely Petyr Baelish Grandparents: Rickard Stark (deceased), Lyarra Stark (deceased), Rhaella Targaryen (deceased), Aerys Targaryen aka The Mad King (deceased) Siblings: Rhaenys Targaryen (half-sister, deceased) and Aegon Targaryen (half-brother, deceased)Īunts/Uncles: Brandon Stark (deceased), Eddard Stark (deceased), Catelyn Stark ( by marriage, deceased), Benjen Stark (IDEK), Viserys Targaryen (deceased) and Daenerys Targaryen, aka Mother of TitlesĬousins: Robb Stark (deceased), Sansa Stark, Arya Stark, Brandon Stark, Rickon Stark (deceased), Drogon, Rhaegal and Viserion (debatable, on account of how they’re giant lizard creatures) Unlikely Catchphrase: “God, I’m so happy.” Familyįather: Rhaegar “oops, my libido started a war” Targaryen (deceased) Likely Catchphrase: “The dead are coming.” Nicknames: Handsome Jesus, Bastard, Lord Commander, Not This Guy Again (given by the Night King) Occupation: Bastard, former Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch, current King in the North Let’s take a look back at the trials and tribulations of Jon Snow. We begin with the King in the North himself, a man who fights like a dancer and smiles like he’s sitting on a cactus. How have these characters’ lives changed since they first appeared on our screens? What lessons have they learned? Most importantly, which character’s story has the greatest potential for comedy? These are the hard questions that haunt a small portion of our waking moments, and so we invite you to sit back, relax, and enjoy a super-serious* recap of one character’s journey, every week. By Sarah Weymes 5 years ago Follow TweetĪs we enter the ten-week run-up to Game of Thrones season 7, there comes a time to reflect on the characters we know and love - or in some cases, hate.